Namely : Phils.

Holidays.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:46:00 +0000

How can you call it a holiday.. when u hardly sleep.. but am able to go out wit frens so much... ( budden so much drama.. duno hw da hell it started in da 1st place ).
Anyways, pool was as frequent as usual.. ac hardly.. dota.. slightly..
but.. i'm going back to australia tmr.. was about to say home, but now i'm slightly confused bout which is home for me, seriously.
sorray for those ppls i didnt get to meet over this hol, not that i'm waaay too busy seeing all the friends, but its just.. I CANT DRIVE YET.. goddammit

now to what happened during the hols :
1. CLUBBING. ( can some1 actually tell me wth i did that night.. n not say "oh, u remember that fat malay dude?" NONE OF THAT FCKIN BULLSHIT )
2. Da groups splitting up.
3. Ranting bout all da shit tats happened in our lives ( phil becoming the not so angry kid anymore, sam not being AS notorious, mel not being so screamish =P, form 1 n 2 plays, yeah.. all that crap )
4. Green penises are lame for the record.
5. Alcohol is not fun. especially when it comes out.
6. holiday homework's due soon.
7. i'm gonna miss certain ppl.
8. no1s hardly gona read this anyway.
9. EL, IF U BLOODY READ DIS.. U SHUD TELL UR OLD CLASSMATES THAT U ACTUALLY CAME HOME FROM UK! bloody hell..

ARSENAL GOT INTO DA SEMIS BIYATCHH.
oh, sean n vhi how pitiful for liverpool. n grats for shengy, da kid who cant get high no matter what.

To : All the Acmarians especially Samantha, Shu Yen,Melissa, Ruei Pern, Jay Min, Kyle

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:41:00 +0000

Since today is going to be Shu Yen's last day in Malaysia for this part of the year,

I'm gladly going to say thank you so much Yen and Ruei Pern for spending almost every single day of this holiday with me; me being an ass most of the time I'm extremely impressed with you guys for still going out with me =P

To all of you,

this really has been the best holiday of my life, never in my life have I spent almost everyday in Klang Parade, Asia Cafe and Sunway Pyramid. U guys make pool seem like the most enjoyable game ever and never would I have though that I could spend THAT much money on playing pool alone ( sorry parents =D thanks Jay! ). If I thought that my history in school would come back to haunt me, I'm definitely wrong seeing that the 1 girl that I fought with in school so many times in Std 3 suddenly becomes 1 of my really good friends( you know who you are ) and I would even spend a night in her house ( very recently actually ) with the whole group of friends and seeing Ruei Pern tipsy for the 1st time ever (hilarious really), plus I'm seeing Sean a lot more than I thought I would've ages back.

I'm glad that I was able to spend my this holiday celebrating so many birthdays ( Shu Yen, Sean, Shi Yee, Samantha) and able to see them even though we've all left high school for a new life in college, new friends, new subjects, new teachers and a new lifestyle.

I'm not going to be able to see a lot of you guys before I leave but I hope that you guys enjoy college but never forget how high school was like, meet new friends but never forget the old, find your perfect mate and enjoy the year. I'll be back to check out how you would've changed.

Phil is back in Malaysia! ( AGAIN ) and sorry Kiko but he has the same laptop as you now.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:29:00 +0000

Dear Diary,

I don't use a diary. Get lost.

*tears and shreds page*

*burns book after a second of thought*

Okay fine I'm bored. I'm back in Malaysia and my friends are deciding to ditch me for college. God damn u guys =D Thank god for the people like Shu Yen, Sean and Ruei Pern. When's our Genting trip gona be huh? So anyway da last 2 days being back in Malaysia have been way awesome. 1 : going to mamak when i'm majorly jet lagged, 2 : I managed to attend 3 people's bday surprises; namely Shu Yen(3rd Jan) Sean (5th Jan) & Shi Yee (6th Jan). Happy birthday u guys!! Sean's turn tomorrow to hear me screaming Happy Birthday out da window of a car =P Yes Shi Yee, your next after. But you'd be too busy studying to read my blog ^^

Oh, and I was in Europe for the past 3 weeks or so.. I can't remember how long.. but it was pretty fun. Some major random translations and crap.. like how exit in Italian is U-shit-ah (Uscita).

This has got to be the funniest of them all. Switzerland for you.

Nothing beats the Eiffel Tower at night.

and of course there's the Big Ben

and snow ( yummy! )

and a reaaaaally yummy waffle from germany.

Okay enough pictures. We visited 7 different countries in 12 days just fyi =P we spent most of our time in a bus anyway throughout the tour. I also read 3 different books on that tour xD to some surprise, i actually did quite a bit of shopping in London and all, sorry if I didn't get any souvenirs for u guys, can't afford d >.<

Plus, today is Sean's birthday exactly, and we all wanna wish him a great day ahead. Not. LOL. jokes jokes...

Unfortunately for his brother he has to pick me up from my house and take ruei pern, sean and i to sunway( is Vhi comin? ).. we'll probably meet the college buddies somewhere there. Intro da hot new friends to us yea ^^

Everyone, have fun at school and college!

Jono's awesome at soccer =D

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:03:00 +0000

Note: The 1st badminton team actually won a group of random soccer players afterschool today.. Thanks to the only Year 8 kid there getting 2 goals(ALL THE WAY SEANNY!!) =D There were only like.. 2 white guys in that field today. Congrats to them, they lost in numbers, worse cause we're in aussie. HAHA!! Oh yeah, Jono IS awesome at soccer, he like.. kicked the ball 5 times ^^

Kienan.. I HATE YOU.. i got a frickin bruise on da side of my skull now.. n it doesnt feel good for shit.. go around pushing people into brick poles again WHY DONT YOU! jks jks =D u aint gonna read dis anyway.. ur still a bitch... AND U SUCK AT PHYSICS!! lool.. 5 equations on 1 question n all of em are wrong!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Maths today turned out to be an intense texas hold em session? Which was.. Kiko losing like, 6 times in a row.. =D That's what happens when your like, yay double twos. ALL IN!

Anyway, today still was rather boring.

Boring Day at Scotch(as usual)

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:05:00 +0000

So, studies is still boring, I still don't understand modern business management and badminton training turns out to be playing soccer. Great isn't it? Exams are up in a week and pretty much Kiko and me haven't studied for shit. Kiko's like.. playing on my DS beside me. I still have nothing much to do besides talk on MSN plus commenting on Rochelle's and Wendy's myspace(sad I know). I'm not a pimp by the way.

Back in action once again. after what, 10 months?

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:35:00 +0000

Phil Tan RETURNS! (scary sound effect)(somehow due to wendy)

Well people, for 1 I managed to proxy out my blogger account.

If anyone from my boarding house reads this, I'M NOT EVER GIVING YOU THE PROXY!

29 days until I'm back in Malaysia, so I'll have 29 days of proxy-ing this(anyway).

All content in this blog is fictional and is not connected to anything in real life (GTA:SA influence).

Good luck to all O's level and SPM doers out there, you'll need the luck. KEEP IT!

I don't think I'll be able to upload many pictures, since the proxied internet is like, what.. dial-up speed?

So, we have like.. exams in 13 days. If anyone should be nervous, it should be those who bother studying at Year 10(Yes I'm talking to you, Jono, Julian & Rochelle). I doubt any of them are going to read my blog anyway. It's like, major bullshit.

After exams, anyone want to join me up at Melbourne Music Academy?(google it if you want, all the info is there) I'm planning on doing like, a week crash course of almost every hip-hop teacher there. Then Kenneth, we shall make our dance group; namely : We're better than Mark Lym. =D

Oh, if Jono ever reads this, HAHA I GOT 2ND SEED FOR THE BADMINTON TEAM!!!!! EAT THAT!!! jokes jokes. Okay, over and out.

note : Mel and Shu Yen, update your blog lah! getting way old edi!!

Aussie updates.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:26:00 +0000

Been here for way too long.
I'm talking like them.
Anyway, today i met up with my cousins after church.
We went to my aunt's burial site. Saddening.
Then, we headed to Springvale Rd. ( a.k.a. Vietnamese street).
It was really funny.
We went to a restaurant they called cow & chicken.
Which I found out was just the picture of them on the front door.
We had the BIGGEST bowls of Pho I have ever had.

The Jo's( Jolene & Jonathan)

Mark & Daryn ( their married )

David's head got cut off unfortunately.

We had a barbeque too on the same day for dinner.
Way yummy.
Plus, I won in monopoly.
Djokovic won the Aussie Open too. Pretty well won for a cramped player.
On the way back... I saw...
A really big sign.

CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP

GOD IS
THE POTTER

NOT HARRY.

Au revoir.

I'm in Australia. Oi oi oi.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:05:00 +0000

I reached here at 8 a.m. (+11 GMT +1 daylight saving).
The flight has to be the 2nd noisiest flight I have ever been on.
1st was Air Asia to Phuket. =D
Thanks those who came over last night to come send me off. Love you guys. ^^

Oh and more pics.

P.S. - Notice the hair growing shorter.

Todays the day.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:10:00 +0000

Today,
depart I shall into territories unknown,
In which I stand practically retarded,
To start anew in such bountiful land,
Which is Australia.

Friends I've had I bow down to thee,
You have been through all my life with me,
Through thick and thin and to the principal's office,
Memories I have in me.

So farewell I chant to all of you,
Who actually read my blog,
I have nothing but to say to you,
Thank you and have pleasant lives.

Btw,
Sam's party was WAY funny.

ELECTRICITY FAILURE IN BBK. 6 days.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:20:00 +0000

THANK YOU ACMAR.
YOU RUINED A NIGHT OF WATCHING FOOTBALL.
BECAUSE OF YOU LIVERPOOL WON 5-0.
GOD DAMN IT.

Well.
Fortunately for me. KEC and Jaya Jusco still had electricity.
So, at about 7.30 the electricity went off.
We went to KEC to play basketball at 8.23 p.m.
(I saw on Jay's car's clock =D )

Anyhow,
We got there,
AND, Jay lost 10 ringgit to the KEC worker.
He had to pay a fee of RM 10 to use the basketball court,
being considered a guest in the club. Damn u KEC.
No pictures from that place unfortunatlely.
We played for an hour and a half, dead tiring.
After that, I called Kuang Yee to find out if the electricity had come back.
Well, obviously not. I didn't go home.
Jay on the other hand called his dad.
Instead of him fetching us, we found out he had driven.
He had driven, ALL THE WAY TO PORT KLANG!!!
Someone give me a WOAH!

Anyway, there was stil no electricty after showering at KEC.
Yes, Jay showered too. He guessed that since he already got cheated off 10 ringgit,
may as well just take advantage of any small thing that he could at the club.
Back to the story.
Anyway, we walked back to my house for a while.
Fyi, it's like entering dark zone.

Did I lie?
( All you could see on that night )

Okay, on the way back,
We met Elvina and her half naked brother.
Jay stopped to talk to them as I went home to deposit my stuff( basketball and dirty clothes ).
Then I met them, we talked for a while,
and headed to Keat Tong's house.

Just for the fun of it.
Jay and I live beside school.
Keat Tong lives in front of Klang Parade.
See the distance there?
Good.

Now on with the story.
So Jay and I headed to Keat Tong's humble abode. BY FOOT.
On the way there we picked up a stick we used as a weapon of defense. =D
Also, Elvina's car went pass us and she didn't notice at all.
Plus, it isn't everyday you get to walk that far away.
Including that this walk was right after an hour and a half of basketball.
Not forgetting Jay had high jump practice after school that day. XD Poor him.

When we got there, we called Keat Tong. He didn't answer our calls but he came to the door.
For some reason he scolded us and told us that we made a lot of noise and should have just rang the doorbell. Well, actually we just got to his house. No time for the ringing.
Then, we went over to some random chinese restaurant really really close to his house.
Ordered Char Kuey Teow, which I ate half of it. Those 2 were full.
I paid for it as well. Damn.
On tele was WWE Raw.
Okay, seeing guys grabbing each other in their underwears is bad enough.
How about this.
MIDGETS grabbing each other in their underwears.
Yes, really really short people. Worse than Sheng.
GRABBING EACH OTHER, and THROWING EACH OTHER OUT OF THE RING.
How incredibly hilarious that is.

Also, out of nowhere Jay wants to drink beer.
So we ordered a Carlsberg.
We had no idea that a Carlsberg meant a BIG BOTTLE of Carlsberg.

Ripley's Believe It or Not!

Jay got so damn high. No lies.
Keat Tong and I had to watch him go nuts in Keat Tong's house.
When we were back in KT's house,
I saw that Sean's MSN was online.
So, like any other sane person would do,
I messaged him( not knowing it wasn't him ).
So this is how it went,

Keat Tong - JAY IS SO DRUNK.
Sean's mum - Sean's mum is here. Sean is zzzz.
Keat Tong - Seriously?
Sean's mum - Yes. I used Sean's MSN to talk to my friend. By the way why are you not asleep?
Keat Tong - Jay Min's and Phillip's housing area has no electricity.
So they came over to my house to visit.
Sean's mum - oic.
Keat Tong - Sorry for disturbing you auntie.

After that, Keat Tong went nuts and scolded me. =D
What a hilarious night.
Then Jay's father came and picked us up.
Came home. No electricity.
Slept in the dark with no fan for an hour.
Electricity came back.
Slept walk back to my room.
Turned on fan and air cond.
Went to sleep.
Hallelujah I believe.
In air-conditioning that is.

9 days.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:32:00 +0000

Farewell party. Check.
New year's party. Check.
Shu Yen, Sean, Shi Yee's birthdays. Check.
School uniform. Check.
Laptop. Check.
Visit Acmar. Check.
Get everyone's contact. Check.
Cry over leaving. Not checked. =D
Listing down what's to be packed. Check.
Labelling clothes. Check.
Social wear. Check.
Spend money on more clothes. Check.
Getting bored from having nothing to do. Check.
Pat leaving back to Hong Kong. Check.
Tidying up room. Check.
Thinking about everything been through while here. Check.
Watch 20 movies. Check.
Become lazy(er). Check.
Play World Class Difficulty level on Fifa 08. Check.
Run out of things to blog about. Check.

16 days.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:31:00 +0000

New Year's Day

We had a New Year's Day party at my house.

Proof.

Yes, there was alcohol. Noone got drunk. Some really didn't need alcohol at all to become drunk.
SERIOUSLY.
Like my cousin Vicky.Beside me.
Unfortunately, her plus my other cousins just headed back to Kiwi Land.
Holidays are over for them. 16 days left for me.
I wish I had friends who don't really have to go to school.
I NEED COMPANY GOD DAMN IT!

Futsal today.

Today my bro and I went to SportsCentre near Summit. Sunway Pyramid branch I think.
We went there with 9 other guys. Mostly International House people. And Jun from school.
So it was like the 3 Kens. The 2 Chus. The 2 Tans. Kaiao. Lu Tsien. Junaidi. And Mr Isaac. =D
No pictures unfortunately.
I scored 5 or 6 goals. Hallelujah I believe. Ended up goalkeeping for alot of the time.
The ball actually faced me. Lu Tsien's kick hurts. Even if it WAS accidental.

I will remember you.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:12:00 +0000

Sorry.No pictures of the performance.The monkeys i hired for that job didn't understand the difference between taking pictures and videotaping. Neither did they understand that phones can't record singing videos. Dumb imbeciles.

Eight years later
Time goes by fast
Got my memories
And they will last
I try to keep it simple 'cuz I hate goodbyes
I try to keep it simple by telling myself that

I, I will remember you
And all of the things that we've gone through
There is so much I can say
But words get in the way so
We're not together
I will remember you
I will remember you

We're a picture in my mind
And when I wanna find you
I just close my eyes
You'll never be that far from me
So don't say goodbye 'cuz
You'll never be that far from me
I'm telling myself that

I, I will remember you
And all of the things that we've gone through
There is so much I can say
But words get in the way so
We're not together
I will remember you

You were there when I needed love and
Thank you, thank you
I never told you how much that meant
God thank you, thank you
I will remember you

And all of the things that we've gone through
There is so much I can say
But words get in the way so
I, I will remember you
And all of the things that we've gone through
There is so much I can say
But words get in the way so
We're not together
I will remember
We're not together
I will remember you
I will remember you

24 days to go.

noreply@blogger.com (Phils) — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:01:00 +0000

My school logo.For the future that is.

Well,its been real nice living in Malaysia for like, the past 15 years of my life?
I've been a small baby,to a small kid,to a big kid,to a even bigger kid,and MAYBE, just MAYBE,
I'm a teenager now.

The logo is for Scotch College, Melbourne, Australia. and you do NOT want to know what their fees is. I'm telling you. If you have heart problems, this really would just kill you instantly.

+ these are my christmas & farewell presents for this year. Thanks guys & gals.

FROM FATTY PATTY.

Xia Shin ( maybe Shirley & Bestian too*cant remember*)

Shiau Haln , Elvina , Ellen , Shiau Tyng

toys~

piggy bank & mug(for next year's use)

KYLE BEST TOY EVER!!

from DAD. Puma watch babeh~

Plus,I got condoms from shared Jay Min, Jin Wei and Justine. The J's.

Well, that's it for presents.

I want to thank every soul who attended my farewell party on the 28th of December.
Which from now is 2 nights back.

School

Jin Wei
Keat Tong
Vhimal
Ervin
Deepan
Shomen
Elvina
Melissa
Jay Min
Kyle
Timothy
Siu Wee
Shi Yee
Ju Ann
Lin Cze
Teng Huei
Pooi Cheng
Sharon Lim
Yi Xia
Heng Jin
Tharcanaa
Irina
Alex
Miki
Justine
Cheyenne
Aubrey
Beatrice
Wai Mun
Vianni
Shiau Haln
Shiau Tyng
Yi Yung

Church

David Lim
Dominic
Aaron
Jared
Christopher Long
Amelia
Sarah

Tuition

Bestian(lesbian)
Shirley
Xia Shin

If I missed anyone's name, sorry.
You can inform me too. I'll edit.